In lieu of a traditional Top Albums of the Year list, Superlatives celebrates 2013’s many musical accomplishments with equally meaningless awards. Enjoy and don’t forget to check out What Cannon’s 50 Tracks of 2013. Links below. Thanks for participating in this little experiment.
Album of the Year (For The Haters)
Kanye West – Yeezus
You Read A Compelling Think Piece About…
Savages
Ambitious, Experimental Albums That Are Sometimes Indulgent and Sometimes Really Fun
The Knife – Shaking the Habitual
Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience
Ambitious, Experimental Albums From Bands I Really Loved in High School…
…or What’s A Boy To Do When There’s No More LCD Soundsystem
Arcade Fire – Reflektor
Daft Punk – Random Access Memories
Play “Catch That Reference”
Action Bronson & Party Suppies – Blue Chips 2
Chance the Rapper – Acid Rap
A Bromantic Excursion
Run The Jewels – Run The Jewels
P.O.P. (Pursuit of Perfection)
Vampire Weekend – Modern Vampires of the City
Chvrches – The Bones Of What You Believe
Most Well Deserved Overstatement
Drake – Nothing Was The Same
Three Jewish Sisters Who All Sound like Stevie Nicks Christine McVie…
…or Dreams Really Do Come True
Haim – Days Are Gone
All The Breath You Wasted on Miley Cyrus Could Have Been Spent Talking About…
Lorde – Pure Heroine
Really Excellent Folk Rock Albums With Really Long Titles
Foxygen – We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors of Peace & Magic
Neko Case – The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You
Best Deadpan Delivery
Courtney Barnett – The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas
The State of the Post-Punk Revival
Arctic Monkeys – AM
Franz Ferdinand – Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Actions
Where Were You In ’92?
Speedy Ortiz – Major Arcana
Best McLusky Reference
“Anti Parent Cowboy Killers” – Joanna Gruesome (from Weird Sister)
Is That You, Jai Paul?
Jai Paul – Jai Paul
The Crutchfields
Swearin’ – Surfing Strange
Waxahatchee – Cerulean Salt
The #1 Best Redundant Album Title of the Year Award
Pusha T – My Name Is My Name
A Snot Rocket Straight to the Heart
The So So Glos – Blowout
If Metaphors Were Dollars You’d Be Rich But Still Sad
Los Campesinos! – No Blues
Worst Album Art/Best Use of Gospel Choir
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Mosquito
Sleepy, Sad or Just Stoned
Kurt Vile – Wakin on a Pretty Daze
Ty Segall – Sleeper
Successfully Completed Musical Grand Slam
Deerhunter
Least Google-able Band Name
Perfect Pussy
Millennial’s Anthem
“Stoned and Starving” – Parquet Courts (from Light Up Gold)
The Hopeless Romantic’s Breakup Record
Rhye – Woman
The One You Love
Eleanor Friedberger
The One Who Loves You
Torres
For My Memories of the South…
Hiss Golden Messenger – Haw
…And My Dreams of the West
Mikal Cronin – MCII
Brits Do It Better
Palma Violets – 180
Top 3 Sacred Bones Releases
Var – No One Dances Quite Like My Brothers
Milk Music – Cruise Your Illusion
The Men – New Moon
Oldies
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Cosmo’s Factory
Late to the Party
Angel Olsen – Half Way Home
Waxahatchee – American Weekend
Miguel – Kaleidoscope Dream
Mac Demarco – 2
Andrew Bird – Break It Yourself
Matthew E. White – Big Inner
Don’t forget: every time you buy a record an angel gets its wings. If you like something you hear, buy it. Support independent artists.
What Cannon’s 50 Tracks of 2013…